Quote of the day: Talk

While looking at a Cougar paper sample book:
Susan: "Did you feel the chameleon? You totally have to feel the chameleon!"
Shawn: "I think I've been asked that before."

TV quote of the week: Heroes

"High five turtle." - Matt Parkman to his spirit animal guide on finding his future wife Daphne waiting for him at the airport.

I'm too sexy...for a bus shelter?

Quote of the day as read in an article from the Los Angeles Associated Press about Kevin Smith's latest movie, Zack and Miri Make A Porno:

"If they want to call the movie `Zack and Miri,' that's fine, but Zack and Miri cannot make a porno on my bus shelters," Cutler said.

Quote of the Day

An exchange at work today...

Kirsty: "Shawn, you'd make a great pimp."
Shawn: "I'm not good with money. And I'm not good with hitting."